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Life is hard, then you nap. * Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. * When in doubt, cop an attitude. * Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them. * Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there. * Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face. * Find your place in the sun - especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry. * Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner. * When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times. * If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps. * Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
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